Dainty Kane ≠ Danity Kane

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"We in the car. We ride slow. We do things other girls don't do." - Danity Kane, Show Stopper (ft. P. Diddy & Yung Joc)

Okay. Somehow I became "the spot" for poorly spelled searches of Danity Kane. So for all you folks who think the girls are more dainty than danity, let me hook you up by answering the search questions I've seen today.

But first: Danity Kane's wikipedia entry is a godsend. They do have an official site. The fan obsessed Danity-Kane Online (where I got this photo from) has tons of pictures of the ladies. Plus, you know, they are on a show for at least one more episode right?

  1. "Sleep On It" is not on the official track listing for the self-titled debut. It is rumored to be either a) an iTunes bonus track or b) as part of a maxi-single for "Show Stopper" or "Handle Me." It is also entirely possible that there is another name for the track and it is on the album. New Rumor: It is the hidden track.
  2. Kinda like "Handle Me" which is the theme song for the television show. Lots of folks think it is called "One Shot." It isn't. Actually, new conventional wisdom suggests that the track will officially be called "(One Shot) Handle Me".
  3. Aundrea's full name is Aundrea Maya Garcia Fimbres. Seriously.
  4. D.Woods (Wanita Woodgette) does not have an official website. At least as best I can tell. She probably is up on myspace somewhere.
  5. The album is scheduled for release on August 22nd. You can already pre-buy it on amazon.com.
  6. There are no downloads here but I've got it on good authority that there are some high quality, pretty official leaks of at least 3 tracks available on your favorite file-sharing software.
  7. No, I don't think Aubrey is really a "ho." Actually, I've heard she's quite nice if a little caught up. I do think she's falling back a bit on "slut factor sex appeal" instead of trusting her talents. For reference on how this backfires see Dmitry and Natalie on So You Think You Can Dance.

That's all I got for you my little dainty kaners. Get your spelling game up and we can chat some more.

As Diddy would say, "Lets go!"

Update: Since I seem to be #1 in google for "Dainty Kane," I figured I should update the info. Negro Please is a teen heart throb.

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something about their name makes me think of vanity six, and i think that alone stirs my interest!

I read this and nearly cried laughing.

Danity Kane, Dainty Kane, either way their whack.

yup its danity kane i gotta website make sure u check it(chesteezy.tripod. com) yea i was gonna research on the 5 SEXY women but i could not because dainty kane and sum stupid muh fuckas and diddy kane so danity kane had 2 STOP but yup its DANITY KANE e-mail me at twee17fe@yahoo.com if u wanna fukk 1 of those chicks i luv D.WOODS AND DAWN BLACK BOOTY! DAMN

Great post. I am sooooo busted.

umm half this stuff is WRONG! so take it off

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i love yall songs it really makes me sing with you guys!!!!

Yall know that they are talented so stop hating. Yall mutherfuckers get on my nerves always judging people. Give them there props and get a life.
To Danity Kane yall are great fuck them haters.

Thanks for the mention.

Danity Kane represents everything I would want to be, but unfortunately don't carry the same talents. I've liked Aubrey from the beginning, however she does need to relax a lil' bit b4 her head takes over the entire band. But I think after some media training and seeing herself on tv she'll calm down some.

danity kane are the number 1 hit single forever all of them are very talented thats why we all will always love them for what they do and what they become they all are sisters and that should last forever and ever until death do them apart.

Aubrey iz very very pretty she iz so talented n she can sing she has class she has style everybody luvs 2 see her smile she came along way n she made it through her weaknesses all eyes on AUBREY O'DAY.

i love u guys are so cool i love ur songs i love ur show i am so going to by ur cd

AdRiAnA

I would cry tears of joy if every member of Danity Kane died of cervical cancer. I pray to Jesus it happens on my birthday.

all you guys r haterss....get over urselves

AUBREY SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

everyone should stop hatin on them they have amazing talent and all you are just jealous that you cant sing and dance and they have all of the above what now suckas .. good luck danity kane with all future albums

So Danity Kane is the name. The Group is OK but the name...the name... they could have done better. WAYY BETTER.

Hey was up i love yall i watched every episode of makin the band 3 thats my fav show and all of yall sing good well just wanted to tell u that u guys are great and are my fav group well peace

I love Dainty Kanes New Album...It's really hot (even the interludes which remind me of how P Diddy did it for Mary J...the are snipets of really good songs that need to be full songs)...Its online right now at MTV the Leak....I am going to buy the album (yes I actually said BUY) ya'll should too.

OMG!!! IM A FAITHFUL WATCHER OF UR SHOW!! I WOULD FLIP IF I GOT AN EMIAL FROM U GUYS!! AND ANDREA UR OLD BF IS SO MISSIN OUT!! SCREW HIM I THINK U ROCK!!! LOVE U GUYS!!!!

AND NONE OF U SUCK UR ALL GREAT!! SCREW THE PEOPLE WHO SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT!!! so put that in ur back pocket!! haha! lol! SUPERSTAR!!

1 more thing make another album dont just throw away all the work u guys put in 2 this!! LOVES!!

hi danity kane i loveeeeeeee you're video cause i be showstoppin everyday and all of you guys be rockin them like whoo! Keep showstoppin

WELL I ALREADY KNOW THATS SONGS ON THE CD BECAUSE I GOT IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. AND YES SLEEP ON IT IS THERE. ALOT OF PEOPLE LIKED THE SONGS SO THEY HAD TO ADD IT AS #15 AS A BONUS TRACK.THE ALBUM IS REALLY HOT. IF U WANNA KNOW SOMETHING ELSE JUST ASK ME RIGH HERE!! 1

seriously... AUNDREAS FULL NAME IS-

AUNDREA AURORA FIMBRES

i COMMUNICATE WITH HER MOTHER TIME TO TIME AND MET HER AT THE CONCERT. HE MOTHER SYLVIA, TOLD ME WHAT HER FULL NAME WAS. GARCIA IS HER MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME AND SHE DOSNT KNOW WHERE THE MAYA IS COMMING FROM

BUT AUNDREAS FULL NAME IS

AUNDREA AURORA FIMBRES

hey dainty Kane im going to go buy your cd tomorrow august 22nd 2006 i cant wait t=untill you guys go on tour!!! i love you guys!!!! sHOW sToPa

YO ALL I GOTS TO SAY IS YO NAMEIS WACK CUZ N AUBREY N SHANNON SUCK THEY CANT SING DIDDY COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT AS FOR THE REST OF THE GROUP THEY ALL TIGHT ESPECIALLY DAWN DAT GURL CAN SING WOOO NO DOUBT PEACE...

i have never ever missed an episode of making the band 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys are the best

I LOVE YOU AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO

i love you all so much !!!!
ur cd is the best!!!!

i know and have worked with all the girls.they are very nice and are eager to learn in this entertament biz.but u have to keep in mind that they are a new group and they all have to prove that they are strong and can really sing and that they can diddy aint puting some dum stuff out he got swager

i think i sing better than all of them put together and thats for show i'm a real show stopper

i think i sing better than all of them put together and thats for show i'm a real show stopper

I've been watching all the girls since the first season of "MAKING THE BAND 3", and if I may say so myself.....those girls are the true meanings of the word "artists". And now we all see the reasoning in Diddy putting the girls through what he did..SHOWSTOD ON

I've been watching all the girls since the first season of "MAKING THE BAND 3", and if I may say so myself.....those girls are the true meanings of the word "artists". And now we all see the reasoning in Diddy putting the girls through what he did..SHOWSTOD ON

I've been watching all the girls since the first season of "MAKING THE BAND 3", and if I may say so myself.....those girls are the true meanings of the word "artists". And now we all see the reasoning in Diddy putting the girls through what he did..SHOWSTOD ON

I watched every episode of Making the Band 3. It was a ruff start in the beginning, but only the best ones can make it in the music business. And you guys are doing it! So fuck the haters they just jealous!! You girls deserve everything because you have worked hard for it. I love your music. And will DEFINITLY buy every cd that comes out. CONGRATS GIRLS!!!!

Aundrea: Make sure you don't let your ex-boyfriend come back cause he might use your fame to get his music started like Kevin Federline is using Britney Spears:)

i love ur music

Why the name Dainty Kane?
What is the meaning of Dainty Kane?
And what does it stand for?

I love ya'll I think I mean ya'll going up to top of the charts

hey dainty kane this is erica. i love u guys i was watching all ur shows on making the band three and as u guys were done with that show i was waiting til u guys went on 106 & park and had ur album come out. u guys rock.

It is not Dainty Kane! It's Danity Kane.

I luv yall!
Dawn you are so hot and sweet! Andrea so cute! and all the others are amazing!
I got the CD, and I really like it... I need to take it out and give it a break, lol... ima wear it out! congrats! you all proven ur self
xo

Dainty Kane yall is my best group! I am your bigest fan! I may don't have everything. but i am still you bigest fan!
I love your songs speacily "Show Stoppers". You are going have to let me be in your group, i am just kidding. Contact me when you come down to Va. Because i want to meet you.

I have watch the show since before it was Making the Band 3. I can remember when diddy was looking for a group and failed on his first try, but he continue to make his dream band. I myself think he did an GREAt job at picking the 5 girls. I wish you guys the best of luck thoughout the career you guys have chosen. I pray God bless you all and keep you as a group and never separate

WELL I LOVE THEM AND IF AUNDREAH PASSES AWAY WITH I HOPE NOT I HOPE IT HAPPENDS ON MY B-DAY I LOVE THEM IN ORDER I LOVE THEM 1.AUNDREA 2.DAWN 3.SHANNON 4.D.WOOD 5.AUBREY

i loooove danity kane....i really doubted them int he beginning i never thought theyd make it but know i love themmmm!!!!!!!!!!

THEY R HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All they need is one shot and they are ready to go!!!
They will be show stopin cause they are show shoa stopers!!!!!!!!! They will leave your heartbrokin!!!!
Dantiy Kane is the HOTTEST FEMALE GROUP ALIVE IF YOU DONT HAVE THEY CD YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hay how yall doin i love yall cd its greats

P DIDDY IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!
WHAT KINDA NAME IS DANITY KANE??!?!? GOD HE IS A DOUCHE

hey yall this yo biggest fan bri i got yo CDDDDDDDDD yall all sound tight hit me up alright ya got my email o my god im emailin danity kane aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im done no wait aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love yall new cd its is so hot i really love the songs ride for u cause i love dawn and andurea parts ooh ahh cause i love aurbey part stay with me cause i love dawn part sleep on it cause i love dawn and aburbey part press pause cause i love aburbey part showstoppers cause i love dawn andrea aburbey part come over cause i love aburbey i just love the hole cd i really love you aburbey because you a strong woman and you made it through the hard times and you cute and i love your vocal performance on the cd i really love you aburbey i am your #1 fan email me back cutie keep singing strong cause i love your voice the most out of all the five girls no offense girls but i really love aburbey i love yall too i love you dawn and andrea

I just want to say that it is so kool to have a new grul group! I lov u Danity
Kane peace and blessing everday. I am giong to pray that u stick together and never part like that group Density's child. I real like your fashion style and your vocal perormance. Ah tell P. Diddy I said that this is his best group yet. I am one of your biggest fans I am going to get your CD when it comes out! I like the way yall in that viedo show stoping. I like the part when yall aein the street and yall are dancing. Also when yall tell DIDDY that yall won't go culbing , yeah right.


LOVE YALL STAY SWEET.
e-mail me @ candy_cherry_cherry@yahoo.com

You are my favorite group in the history I LOVE that song SHOW STOPPER!IT IS THE BOM!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE,DEANDREA BROWN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV DAINTY KANE!!

Heyyyyy Danity Kaaaaaane!!!Rememba when we said dat we got somethin' 4 ya?Well it's da ish.4real.It's real big $$$$$!U feel me?Yea we know u do.We got people chasin' us 4 dis ish man.It's loco.Aight we out.Peace.

i have a question do u love bein in the studio all the timei love u all stay strong love ya xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

HEY, I THINK THAT DAINTY KANE IS SO CUTE!THERE YOUNG SUCSSEFUL I WANNNA BE LIKE THEM SOME DAY. WHEN I GET DONE WITH HIGH SCHOOL THEN COLLEGE IT COULD HAPPEN!!!I ALSO LOVE THAIR MUSIC!!!!-ZABELLA101

hayyy i luv yall soooooo much. i am so glad yall made the band. i wish we was friends. even though i'm 12 i still want to hang out wit yall. call me when u want to hang out wit me!!
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Danity Kane i love you guys omg omg omg i got your cd

Danity Kane i love you guys soooooo much you guys are my favorite band in the world i would do anything to meet yall and shannon u are sooo preety and dawn you sing the best and wanita or should i say dwoods u got tha moves you go girls and i hope all yall dreams come true and you guys succed everything plese email me that will be huge!!!!!! love yall

ITS me again i cant stop thinkin about yall im only 12 but mabey someday i can be famous like u but i wana be a doctor someday and help people anyways i really really hope u email me or call me i live in indianapolis my # is (317)833-7482 please i hope yall read this if u would like to hang out that will be my dream i will not need anytthing else that wud just make my world im serious well danity kane u guys keep makin ppl happy and sellin records it took me 3 weeks 2 get ur cd becuz they kept on gettin sold out but now i got it and listen to it my fav. song is Sleep on it and showstopper i love yall call me

Danity Kane should get I-squad.com

Hi Danity Kane i am your biggggggggggggggest fan of all I just want to say Hi to the Group and especially my favorite singer D.Woods and i been watching making the Band 1 to 3 and i have love it i hpoe youll have got my message remember am your biggggggggggggggest fan of all the gropus it have these days by........see youll again on your next music video oh! I forget to tell youll my favorite song of youll is Show Stopper

i will appriciate if yall e mail me always matching sexi gaet all namebrand shoes and clothes favorite sean jaun i've just make 12 sep.10.2006 im in good shape run track and play other sports i'm like
a star already because i went many places to run
u can done tell i'm in good shape a sexi thing
u see me da by.

i love the album,i know they arfe touring but they need to get a video going,its been ages,

i love want it, it my best song,i love ooh ahh,i love one shot, and i adore hold me down,sexi song

heyhey danity kane is tha hottest sh!t out right now no doubt sooo sum ppl needa stop tha hate and dey're pretty as hell sooo danity kane needs ta keep it up seen i cant wait for their next single.. im gettin deyre cd seen .. outtiie Byessz--

danity kane iz tuff yo i dunno wut sum ppl r sayin cuz dey jus hatin n wshin dey cud b dem but yall need stop playin 4 real cuz dere gunne b da next platnumgroup n shit n dey pretty 2 so DONT HATE

i remember when they first started they were doing interviews to radio stations and one of the stations asked why they called themselves danity kane and none of the girls could answer them.... funny as hell

hey i love danity kane i love ur cd.i remeber when agerlia had told aubrey that she was her best friend i love that part.
YAll just keep doing wat u dodnt worry about wat other peopel thank of u.just be danity kane!!
that's wat up!!~

when u guys going to make a new song on the radio

i think aubrey is a slag who needs to get kicked out the band run up everest and jump off or just die aundrea is gorgous and should be the lead but noooooooo fukcin bitch aubrey is i hate u , u should die because it wll make the world a better place white biatch

i think dere all greazy yeh dont b h8'in! dunno bout shannon though but da rest r sick!!

omg!!!!i luv yall so much!!! i watched every season of making the band. if i could meet n-e-1 it would be yall!!!!!!

Heyyyy, Waz up ya'll all i want to say iz that i think ya'll are a special gift from god just keep up the good work just ignore the trash people be saying about u. One more thing waz that D Wood on Loyld video girllll u look good but the lacking lip waz not what i waz expecting any ways bye.

Ok so yeah they have areally catchy song....but has anyone listened to the rest of the songs being put out there as of lately. I mean Damn it seems to require little to no intellegence as far as the lyrics go. gosh and they always get us with those really nice beats. Shot!!! Just give me a nice beat and I will make up a song like "walk it out" or "me and u" DAMN!!!

Is that D woods in that video wiht my man lloyd and if its is I have someting for yuo .you are a U.G.L.Y looking monster spelled with a capitail U as in Ugly you nee to stay away from him . have you ever heard of acting well thats what he is donig just beacuse u get to touch him dosent mean he likes u! and anaways your whole group is U.G.L.Y. spelld with a capital U and u know what elese you look like eyore off of winnie the pooh and the other gril was cuter than you soo there for nobody like you and youre U.G.L.Y. looking eyore/monster self and if I see you wiht him agian when I make it to yhe tpo I comingign back for yall b*cthes cont get it twisted and I bet half of you cant even sing!

thats all I have too say thank you and I hpoe u get this meseage thats not a thret its a promise! thank u! :)

hiya its chrlie i have been waching making the band three over and ob#ver again a thibk you all are realy great in your ways ermmm wa dose danity kane mean though i did not think y#that you all would be a areal band and i n liverpool you are getting quite known well thats all i will rite back sewn luv you all
charlie >>>*8*
...

d woods wat up u are so pretty. i wish i can see u one day and if that day i will be the happies kid in all the world. i love the way u dance go moves.i saw making the band it was HOT HOT that's because it had u in it. i hope u read this u are my roll model. bye hope u wat i wrote. peace this is gloria

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